Q: One night a man’s wife is murdered the police says to the man meet us at the crime scene tomorrow morning so the next morning the man is arrested at the scene. why?
A: The police didn’t say where the crime scene was so the man must have murdered her.
Q: What four letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it
Q: What starts with p ends in e and has thousands of letters in it?
A: Post Office
Q: Why would a man living in New York not be buried in Chicago?
A: Because he is still alive
Q: What begins with T ends in T and has T in it?
Q:Which month has 28 days?
A: All of them have at least 28 days
Q:If everyone bought a white car what would we have?
A: A white carnation
Q: Where does Friday come before Thursday?
A: In the dictionary
Q: A man and a woman went to a bar and got a glass of water with ice each the woman drinks it straight down but the man drinks it slowly over conversation later they found out they had been poisoned the man died but the woman survived why?
A: The poison was in the ice because the woman drank it straight away the poison didn’t have time to melt in but the man saved his drink and the poison melted in.
Q:The person who makes it has no need for it. The person who purchases it does not use it. The person who does use it does not know they are. What is it?
A: A coffin